We are sorry
to say that Mac is not very well, but he is still e-mailing
strong and recently sent the Beetle a collection of travel
reminiscences about China.
Beijing, China. The Imperial Palace in the Forbidden City in Beijing has 9000 rooms. We agreed that if we got lost and separated from each other we would meet in the Hall of Heavenly Purity (if they would let us in.) At the time I was there, the military did not wear rank on their uniforms (don't know if this still applies or not.) You could kind of get an idea of who outranked who by the number of pockets they had on their blouse of uniform. Someone with four pockets would have their baggage carried by someone with one pocket or no pockets.
In the hotels the orchestras (In the Peace Hotel in Shanghai I think they had some of the members or orchestra from the 30s) would play songs they thought we would like. Oh Susannah from a couple of decades ago seemed to be making a comeback, as well as Turkey in the Straw and and Auld Lang Syne. At the end of each number the players would put down their instruments and applaud us in the audience. We could hardly wait for the Tuba player to unwind from his Tuba to applaud us.
Our Chinese guide in Wushi kind of had a high opinion of himself (unusual for Chinese) and thought he was hip in Western ways. He liked to show off and showed us how he was proficient in Tai Chai. Blonde vivacious Liza asked him to dance with her. He said that no he could not dance with a client but that he would arm wrestle her! He told long involved stories about the Kingdom of Wu and Dragons and such. George whispered: “I wonder what he would say if we told him we didn't want to hear any more dragon stories?”
In 1977 I got in on a deal on a trip to China. A western cruise ship had not gone into China in twenty seven years but suddenly a Swiss outfit got permission and an ad was in the LA paper one day only and participants had a very short time to get on trip. I had to fly to Singapore and get on Norwegian Rasa Sayang ship. Why it did not leave from Hong Kong I don't know. Everything about that trip was strange. On board we were arranged into 24 groups of 24 people and in each group they arbitrarily chose a responsible person. This was the person the Chinese dealt with to give us bad news to pass on to us others. Your tour has been cancelled. Unpaid thankless job. Our Chinese guides had names that phonetically sounded like Mr Shi, Mr Ee and Miss Ou. They met us at gangplank with Miss Ou carrying a banner with number 13 the number of our group. 24 buses were there to meet us. It was like a military operation although we were all supposed to be civilians. One Australian before we left ship asked if it was alright if he wore walking shorts. He was told “You are going to look so strange to the Chinese that is makes no difference what you wear”.
Our guide Miss Ou had pigtails, glasses no makeup and wore a bag like Mao suit. Most of our tour group dressed down, slacks etc but one lady in our group wore high heels and a different fancy outfit for each appearance as she said she wanted the Chinese to see her clothes and how they could dress.
There was no tipping but on the second day I gave Miss Ou some picture post cards of Washington, D. C. She then gave me a ten minute speech that she would accept hers as a signal of international friendship. I then became her pet and she would come to me on pronunciation of English. I, who have a speech defect, ha!
At the Pan His Restaurant No 15l Hsiang Yang Rd (Kissinger ate there,) Canton, where we ate one meal, Miss Ou would tell us what was in each dish. Duck, shrimp, vegetable and other materials. When she saw some smile at “other materials” she looked to me and I said other ingredients.
Wherever we went there would be Chinese on each side of sidewalk waiting for us to come out of antique stores, whatever and they would applaud us. I thought it was voluntary but was told that they had probably been ordered to do this and perhaps had been there since five o clock that morning waiting for us to arrive although they probably had no idea who we were or where we were from. I felt like Prince Philip viewing China and found myself walking with my arms behind my back. I bowed graciously to my fans. They have gotten so many tourists now that they no longer applaud us.
On my first trip to China they said that five of each 24 group of 24 could witness acupuncture which was new to me so I raised my hand. Most of us did not realize that this demonstration of acupuncture included watching five bloody operations in a hospital where they used acupuncture as an anaesthetic. One lady passed out immediately and they put one of the needles between her mouth and nose and she came right to. We were in a viewing area that looked down on the operating tables. One operation was to remove a goitre from an elderly lady. After they removed the goitre the size of a golf ball they passed it up to us on a tray much as if they were passing around something to eat at a cocktail party. After the fourth operation I felt woozy myself and so left room and climbed stairs to roof of hospital. Attendants came running after me. There was a church with a steeple nearby and I tried to act like I had just gone up there for the view and to see China as I wasn't seeing much of China in that operating room. I pointed to the church spire and said what is that building? I was told “It is where they store useless objects (religious statues, religious things). Just wait until I tell Father Murphy!
We were told that acupuncture did not work as anaesthetic unless you had faith in it. The advantage is that there were supposedly no after effects and one could eat after the operation. In fact before the operation which I don't think is usual practice. When the tumour was removed from the neck of the elderly lady, they wanted to show us that she could navigate on her own. She kind of slid off table looked up at us and waved and we waved back. She then kind of stumbled out of the room.
Would I submit to acupuncture in an operation? Only if I could have an anaesthetic as well.
I did later on another trip submit to this form a barefoot doctor. They call them barefoot doctor (not barefoot) but those that work helping those in communes and field. I paid something like fifteen cents. It was to cure a cold. They then gave me a certificate entitling me to free acupuncture care for a year.
Start in Sydney’s south at the Royal National
Park, the 2nd oldest national park in the world, after Yellowstone. On
Sunday’s you can take the train to Loftus station and then get a tram
right into the park. It’s a short walk from the tram to the visitor’s
centre, where maps and information about trails are provided.
Some trails are challenging, but there is something for everyone and
you can spot many native animals in their natural habitat (just steps
from the visitor’s centre we spotted a Lyre bird, several rainbow
lorikeets and rosellas, white cockatoos as well as the more rare black
variety). It is quite calming listening to all the sounds of the bush
and to know that in one hour you can be back in the city centre and be
shopping in some of the best stores and eating in the best restaurants.
Available too are hire boats to row on the lake, picnic areas and a
place to buy a meat pie, should all that walking make you hungry for
some good Aussie tucker.
It’s also good to know the Harbour foreshore and most beaches now have
wonderful walking trails as well. You can walk from Darling Harbour,
around The Rocks and Circular Quay and around to Mrs. Macquarie’s Chair
and Darlinghurst along one trail and take the ferry to Taronga Zoo on
the other side and walk still another trail there.
My name is Greg McKenzie
and I’m currently taking a break from earning a living to do something
which has festered in the back of my mind for a while now – a major
motorcycle trip.
I land
in Buenos Aries, Argentina on 21st January 2005,
briefly travelling north to visit Montivideo, Uruguay
before turning south heading for Ushuaia, just short of Cape Horn.
I intend to visit the Baja peninsula for
some sea-kayaking and more trekking before continuing up into the USA
stopping at Los Angeles and San Francisco on the way.
This morning I swapped the rather average
hotel breakfast for a much better offering from a café on
Plaza del Mayo. Coffee so think it could stand for election. A few
photo´s are attached below to get a flavour of the city. In
truth I´m still seeing the parts of B.A. that some Minister
of Tourism encourages us to see. Despite taking a stroll away from the
tourist / shopping centre today towards the more
´bohemian´ San Telmo barrio this afternoon (lots of
shaded cobbled streets and quaint antique shops) I´m still on
the tourist trail I think.
Framed by glowing sunsets and a bountiful
canopy of stars, lies the Kruger National Park. The park, rich in
biodiversity, was established in 1898 and stretches for 350km (approx
140 miles – within the park itself the road network measures in at
about 1300 miles) from the south to north along the Mozambican border
before meeting up with the Zimbabwean border. A paradise for the
wildlife enthusiast with close to 150 mammals to be on the look-out
for, amongst them six cat species, the park also has more than 500
species of birds and over 300 species of trees for the visitor to
identify. With its subtropical climate, the large habitat variety and a
surface area of 19 633km², the park is home to a spectacular
array of fauna and flora and is undoubtedly the world leader in dynamic
environmental management techniques and policies based on experience
gained over more than a century.
Most
national parks also offer organised night drives or early morning
drives in park vehicles with guides, but they have to stay on the road
and take place at set times, so many people hire a car themselves to
explore the parks on their own. Most parks have rest camps, and
— depending on the park – a range of accommodation,
from camps and huts to bungalows and guest houses. Most accommodation
is equipped with self-catering facilities, although many camps do have
shops, and some have restaurants.
In
the winter, when water is scarce and the plant life dies back, the
animals are easier to spot, especially at water holes and riverbeds.
This is the most popular season, so be prepared to share your safari
with other motorists. The days are warm, but temperatures can drop
close to freezing at night, and units are not heated. Try to avoid
going during the school holidays, particularly in winter, when the park
is packed to capacity.